eatonphil

Engineer at EnterpriseDB.

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Posts

• How often is the query plan optimal?
  by eatonphilon 6/30/25, 3:19 PMwith 0 comments
• Behind the scenes: Redpanda Cloud's response to the GCP outage
  by eatonphilon 6/21/25, 2:57 PMwith 34 comments
• Chinese industrial maximalism: Lu Feng
  by eatonphilon 6/21/25, 2:39 PMwith 0 comments
• There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Custom Memory Allocator
  by eatonphilon 5/21/25, 3:00 PMwith 0 comments
• Kicking the Tires on CedarDB's SQL
  by eatonphilon 5/20/25, 12:07 PMwith 0 comments
• New York City steam system
  by eatonphilon 5/19/25, 6:08 PMwith 0 comments
• Microbes in Gowanus teach lessons on fighting industrial pollution
  by eatonphilon 5/16/25, 1:43 PMwith 6 comments
• How to give a 20 minute talk [pdf]
  by eatonphilon 5/1/25, 1:14 PMwith 0 comments
• The Zoom attack you didn't see coming
  by eatonphilon 4/18/25, 8:12 PMwith 1 comments
• Plan to Attack Switzerland Before Business Hours (2014)
  by eatonphilon 3/25/25, 12:38 PMwith 0 comments
• A C implementation of defer using `goto`
  by eatonphilon 3/20/25, 2:57 PMwith 0 comments
• Characteristics, Impact, and Tolerance of Partial Disk Failures (2008)
  by eatonphilon 3/18/25, 9:03 PMwith 0 comments
• Was Salonica a Levantine City? (2012)
  by eatonphilon 3/11/25, 1:38 PMwith 0 comments
• Postgres in the Time of Monster Hardware
  by eatonphilon 3/3/25, 4:04 PMwith 0 comments
• The Immutable Future of PostgreSQL Extensions in Kubernetes with CloudNativePG
  by eatonphilon 3/3/25, 1:32 PMwith 1 comments
• Other Kinds of Talks
  by eatonphilon 2/25/25, 4:32 PMwith 0 comments
• CMU 17-712: Fantastic Bugs and How to Find Them
  by eatonphilon 2/20/25, 3:08 PMwith 0 comments
• How to disaggregate a log replication protocol
  by eatonphilon 2/10/25, 3:53 PMwith 0 comments
• The Baltics are in the final hours of relying on Russia
  by eatonphilon 2/6/25, 10:01 PMwith 0 comments
• The Slotted Counter Pattern (2020)
  by eatonphilon 2/4/25, 5:56 PMwith 21 comments
• Doubling System Read Throughput with Only 26 Lines of Code (2020)
  by eatonphilon 2/3/25, 7:26 PMwith 0 comments
• Why Trees Without Branches Grow Faster: The Case for Reducing Branches in Code
  by eatonphilon 1/29/25, 4:37 PMwith 0 comments
• People who use ChatGPT for writing are robust detectors of AI-generated text
  by eatonphilon 1/29/25, 4:08 PMwith 0 comments
• Cloud Native Computing Now Has Its Own File System: CubeFS
  by eatonphilon 1/22/25, 5:01 PMwith 0 comments
• The missing tier for query compilers
  by eatonphilon 1/13/25, 9:00 PMwith 1 comments
• How Variable-Increment Counting Bloom Filters Work
  by eatonphilon 1/10/25, 8:29 PMwith 0 comments
• 2025: The Year of 1k DataFusion-Based Systems
  by eatonphilon 1/8/25, 9:47 PMwith 0 comments
• Channel Sharding in Go
  by eatonphilon 1/6/25, 7:04 PMwith 0 comments
• Zig Strike: The ultimate toolkit for payload creation and evasion
  by eatonphilon 1/6/25, 4:03 PMwith 0 comments
• What Are the Magical Clocks For?
  by eatonphilon 12/9/24, 7:08 PMwith 0 comments
• Learnings after 4 years working with 50+ companies on data engineering projects
  by eatonphilon 11/30/24, 12:39 PMwith 0 comments
• Zoom Changes Name to Emphasize AI Offerings, Gives Sales Forecast
  by eatonphilon 11/26/24, 5:04 PMwith 1 comments