I wish I could do that, too. But I'm suffering from Paruresis aka Shy Bladder Syndrome. Really weird condition. Mostly just a mild nuisance at worst. But there is this phenomenon where you have to pee when scuba diving even if you don't drink more than absolutely necessary. Twice I was stuck on a speed boat bumping up and down while my bladder was full to the brim - that is very painful ... everybody just merrily spreading their fountains of pee off the deck. Anyone here successfully made peace with their inner dolphin?
It speculates that peeing in the air may signal the dolphin's health or social status. It must suck to be a loser dolphin who can't signal lest he get ostracized further. Nature is cruel, and this practice, if true, I would imagine, would speed up natural selection. Kind of like if humans would voluntarily share their wealth status. Wait, I guess we do do that.
Aerial urination is challenge pissing. That dolphin gets a $0 down payment on a new car.
I saw Fountains of Pee on the pyramid stage at Glasto back in the 90s.
No videos..
I have translated what they are saying:
"Peeing in public again, Billy? Can you please stop that? It's disgusting."
Going to have to update the tokenizer for DolphinGemma
https://blog.google/technology/ai/dolphingemma/