The biggest difference between this and the Church of the Subgenius is that Bob will never literally tell you to do something.
This is not absurd at all. People worship much worse things all the time and no one worries about it, e.g. scientology.
My mind went to a cool sci-fi plot in the not too distant future.
The biggest difference between this and the Church of the Subgenius is that Bob will never literally tell you to do something.